TANSTAAFL Towel bucket hat Proudly flout the Empire's authority

Proudly flout the Empire's authority with a cozy sweatshirt to curl up in

1964 was the only Republican presidential ticket between 1952 and 1976 that did not include Richard Nixon

breathable cotton and a wicked sense of humor

Wear it proudly while bewildering the self-serious and triggering authoritarian nostalgia nerds across the spectrum

TANSTAAFL Towel bucket hat Proudly flout the Empire's authorityThere's no such thing as something for nothing. It's all about the opportunity costs, my boy. Available in one size: 30x60 52% cotton, 48% polyester Made in China. Printed in the USA Printed on one side only The non printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water absorbent