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Farts in The Wild Water Bottles Calendula Officinalis (Calendula) Flower Extract

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Calendula Officinalis (Calendula) Flower Extract

Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C)

from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink)

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Farts in The Wild Water Bottles Calendula Officinalis (Calendula) Flower ExtractDETAILS By H. W. Smeldit Illustrated by Jared Chapman From tiny bubble popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled

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